A duck walked up to a lemonade stand...

Here's the video for THAT song:

I love this little guy, I showed my friend the video once and he referred to it as "the most atrocious thing he'd ever witnessed" so if you haven't seen it, check it out! But of course, as always there is an ulterior motive. That's right, I re-found the game "Lemonade Stand" and have been playing it on and off since 10pm yesterday. It is SUCH A COOL GAME and one that my housemate and I have attributed our increased swearing to; be warned, it can make you quite irate!

I thoroughly encourage you to play though, the first 2 times I did yesterday I bankrupted myself... I forgot you could charge a fair ol' whack for a little glass of lemonade.

give them bitches lemonade, bitchez love lemonade

Yeah, I've been quite preoccupied with this, especially last night when it pretty much became the best thing I'd ever encountered in my life ever. Like I said, it's the kind of game that can make you a little tetchy though, so unless you've got an amazing control over your potty-mouth then don't play near little kids!

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YUCK, YOU'RE STILL BUYING IT MUTHAFUCKAS. BOLLOCKING TITWANKS I'M OUT OF ICE" that kind of stuff...

We've been to Sainsbury's this afternoon to grab provisions for the week ahead and do you know how expensive stuff is now?! £1.95 for a bag of peppers! I swear to god they used to be £1, and you could get 3 for that price, now it's all two quid for stuff and I just don't like it. There's something really lovely about buying veggies, or anything for that matter, that's one singular pound. We also bought a tonne of baking ingredients because it's one of the housemate's birthdays, we're baking a cake! Come Saturday this house will be literally bouncing with guests and happiness and ganache. You just wait.

I am so, so, SO sorry.

I know I've not updated in bloody ages, and like I said I'm really sorry (admittedly I'm mostly sorry because that means I have an absolute shittonne to talk about in this, unless of course I just gloss over any massive details...) but I've had quite a lot on pretty solidly for the past week or so.
Bam bam baaamm, yep, you guessed it, university exams. They were quite the trial I assure you. I had one on the 17th, one on the 19th and then my final one, today, only finished 2 hours back. We're meant to be partying hard tonight, but somehow I doubt that that is going to happen, as I'm currently sat blogging with a cup of tea, watching my hunched up housemate play Skyrim (please note, he's hunched because the telly is little, he's not a hunchback or anything drastic like that). What party animals we are, eh?

But the semi-disappointment about partying aside, bearing in mind I'm not actually upset by the lack of celebrations, I am in such a stunning mood it is untrue. Just it seems to me like everything is going swimmingly at the moment, and I'm so unbelievably happy with the life I've got and the people in it that I could just gush endlessly (verbally, not like, in a weird ~~gushy~~ way). Ah, contentment, u r so contenty. In addition to the exams finally being over, I got a bunch of coursework back that I did towards the end of last term, and whilst the results were variable, from 55% to 81% but with a 63% average I think I'm doing a-ok to be perfectly honest! I guess I just need to pull my socks up when it comes to the end of year exams and also my other essays this term. I am feeling so incredibly awesome about everything, that I am going to go on WebCT right this second before typing that bit about right this second  and look at my new modules! How exciting!

Oh goodness, that reminds me. At the end of my previous exams we just handed in our answer books and left, so in this one, I had 10 minutes left at the end so I drew a tortoise saying "Well that was an exciting exam" and a little bumble-bee saying "Buzz off!" and then my heart SANK when the invigilator said to put our question sheets into our answer booklets before handing them in. What a nightmare! Ah well, I hope they like the picture, it was pretty awesome after all.

Now I'm just sat, still watching Skyrim. My feet are absolutely frozen if I'm honest with you, I need a piss and I want some food I think. That's all I can think of for now, I promise I'll attend to the blog more in future.