Mein darlings

I fear I have nothing much to say for today so you'll have to endure some rather dry rememberings of the trollishly boring day I've had today.

I woke up mid afternoon today, I can't say I remember precisely what time, but I rather think it was at the very earliest approaching the four pm mark. A feat in itself one would imagine, would one not? Alas no, my concept and grasp of time slipped somewhat last night I'm afraid, living the high life takes it's toll somewhat (as I have experienced for a proportion of my waking hours,.. hanging). But according to legend, legend being my sober flatmate, I came downstairs to collect my precious things- i.e. my phone and laptop- at around 05:00. Wow, well here's something, that kind of staying power is more than a little reminiscent of my first year at university, a point which has been topic of conversation about twice in as many days. But this revelation means that I was up in the attic with my housemate for about 2 hours, maybe even three hours! I have recollections of insisting that he play the sloth crossing road "I believe I can fly" version.
Eegads what must he think of me now... well I imagine he probably doesn't feel any different to normal, my housemates are pretty aware that I'm a character of intrigue shall we say.

IT'S SO GOOD JUST WATCH IT JUST

So with that knowledge safely in hand I don't think 10 hours sleep is too excessive. Makes me feel less like a layabout, although I definitely still class as one I think... That's the most I've drank in ages! Well, since New Years', but before that! oh wait, Boxing Day. Ahaha, nevermind. I was trying to make the point that I got sociably drunk last night! I NEVER GET DRUNK WITH MY FRIENDS ANY MORE. I'd honestly forgotten that it's really quite good fun.

And I think that's about the only barely half-way interesting thing that I can think to tell you. Apart from the fact that I loathe and despise my internet conection with the burning passion of 1,000 casanovas and their 100,000 used and vengeful lays. How in hell am I supposed to enjoy a program when I have to pause it every five minutes to allow it to buffer; and further to that TWO HOURS to upload a two and a half minute video, TWO WHOLE ACTUAL HOURS, pray tell me how one is meant to vlog (or try to, I mean it's not like I'm any good at it but whatever, how can I improve if I can't bloody well upload?!) By no means do I wish death upon my connection, that would be worse than slow upload/download internet. But puh-lease, a little more usability would be siq.

GAH is all I have to say to that. Gah and BAH.