OH YEY I HAVE A FOLLOWER!

Sure I've known her for going on eight years by now... But look! a shiny new medium for me to spout drivel at you from! Put your hands up in the air if you're super excited! *waggles what my maternal parent provided me with*
I would encourage all you goodly folk out there to do the same thing, the internet is not, I repeat: is not, ready fo' this jelly. Well, actually I hope they are, otherwise that would be quite unfortunate. We'd have servers crashing everywhere, tiny robotic dogs urinating themselves and short-circuiting, rick-rolling abounds and tumblr would even shut down. Bam bam baaaaaam (wait, doesn't that happen all th-... oh).

But, lovely darlings, hear my plea. If you can put up with an unspecified number of posts with unspecified content, pick me. Honestly do, because really how long are you going to spend reading things like this?

Source: http://www.spideygasmic.tumblr.com

OR THIS:

Source: http://www.spideygasmic.tumblr.com

OR EVEN THIIIIS:

Source:  http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/60s-spider-man   

The last one is a personal favourite. I used to quote it at my housemate a lot. We had a thing for spidermeme it's "the gift that keeps on giving", never a truer word typed about a meme. Love to you my spidey brother.

(I hasten to add I was trying to make a point about reading my blog rather than wasting your time with spidermeme and his other internet chums but WHO AM I KIDDING I just spent 15 minutes looking through them instead of finishing this post. Surrender yourselves to the internet, my pretties!)

Not much has really happened since this afternoon, watched The Hangover and Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. So suffice it to say it's been nice. Well done me.

Also -->HERE<-- is my twitter. According to the bio the Daily Snail referred to me as "best tweeter in the twitterverse" (let it be known that I've no idea if I'm breaching any laws by referring to the Daily Snail, should it actually exist...) :D